



Can't Fucking Wait
WOLFMAN Feb 12
"As garbage splattered on the floor I noticed cockroaches scurrying out of empty cans. They seemed to be keeping company with various other insects, as well. This was the first time that David seemed to grow embarrassed of his living conditions. He asked that we not report him to the health inspectors, and reiterated that living alone is difficult. We responded by saying that this wasn’t a problem of ours, so we wouldn’t be contacting anyone. He thanked us, and proceeded to clean up the mess."


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Girl’s Little China Girl
1. Zered Bassett (Zoo York) - $2,500
2. Angel Ramirez (Foundation) - $1,500
3. Ron Deily (Zoo York) - $1,000
Flip’s Extremely Sorry
1. Jani Laitiala (Blind) - $2,500
2. Nick Trapasso (Toy Machine) - $1,500
3. Louie Lopez (Flip) - $1,000
Creature’s Hesh Cross
1. Vince Del Valle (Black Label) - $2,500
2. Angel Ramirez (Foundation) - $1,500
3. Jani Laitiala (Blind) - $1,000
Black Label’s Drunk Tank
1. Nick Merlino (Foundation) - $2,500
2. Billy Marks (Toy Machine) - $1,500
3. Felipe Ortiz (Blind) - $1,000
Top Am Performance – Nick Merlino (Foundation) - $5,000
Top Pro Performance – Jani Laitiala (Blind) - $10,000
Overall Team Winner – Foundation ($30,000), Blind 2nd ($15,000), Toy Machine 3rd ($5,000)


At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit
the books of a local hospital. While the IRS agent was checking the
books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
lot of bandages.What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
little left to be of any use? "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save
them up and send them back to the bandage company and every now and then
they send us a free box of bandages. "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat
disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he
went, in his obnoxious way. "What about all these plaster purchases?
What do you do with what's left over after setting a cast on a patient?
"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of
plaster. "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could
fluster the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What
do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you
perform? "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is
save all the little foreskins and send them to the IRS Office, and about
once a year they send us a complete dick."
This year we saw something new as far as best trick contest go. Mixing it up in between the double set and water gap was the Barrel Jump. This was definitely a fun one to watch. Its pretty simple, go fast and jump as many as you can and try and hold on for dear life.