10 tips for STEALING A CAR

"Underground" is the only word in the English language that
begins and ends with the letters "und."



1 Bump against the car to check for a car alarm.
whoops. damn thats loud... next car.



2 Break the window or jimmy the lock to gain entry into a locked car.
you should've learned how to do this in high school when you locked your keys in your VW rabbit with the engine running
slim jim

3 Cut the steering wheel itself if there's a steering wheel lock.
you cant break a KLUB , don't even try . just saw through the wheel, way faster.

4 Look for exposed wiring that can be cut or for the central unit of the car alarm to deactivate it.
if you really want that alarm to stop, get to it.

5 Look for car alarm decals to figure out which method to use to eliminate the alarm.
don't even bother if its got lojack or some sort of chip.

6 Jump into an unattended running car while the owner is at the ATM, dropping off videos, etc.
this is the lazy man's opprotunistic steal. takes no skill, just balls.

7 Look for the car's title, registration or anything with a home address on it. .
you know they're not home, might as well go lute.

8 Stake out sporting events, movie theaters and shopping center parking lots
for the car of your choice.
since they offer the largest variety of cars in one area. and you can be pretty sure
how long the owners will be gone.

9 Find the second set of keys the owner "hid" in the car.
yes! people still hide a spare inside their car. or worse yet in a magnetic box outside the car.

10 Copy specific vehicle information and take it to the manufacturer to get a replacement key made. sometimes all you need is the VIN which is in the front window and the license plate# , um where is that again.

um. i dont really know if any of this will help. but stealing is against the law. so, um . dont do it.